Sunday, November 28, 2010

Chocolate does not belong on the walls

Just a brief little warning about the dangers of being students and having birthday parties with cakes included....


So, everybody knows there's nothing better than a good student house party....within reason...and by that I mean, so long as nobody poops on your chairs....


So, my housemates decided to throw themselves 21st birthday parties, although they have in fact all been 21 for over half a year by now...they're odd guys, what can I say.. and invited all the friends and whatnot to come and play, as long as nobody did the dirty on the chair. One of my friends decided that in keeping with the theme of the party, she'd bake an auld birthday cake and bring it along for the fun. And we were all having fun and the cigarette candle lit in the middle of the cake was blown out, and all of a sudden, one of the lads's friends face-dived the cake, threw some at another friend, and mayhem ensued with the cake in its entirety ending up all over the walls, the carpet, the furniture, the roof and most importantly, all over everybody at the party!


Over the course of that night, one of my friends bit me and left a bruise on me almost half the length of my arm. The same friend and another, it turned out, were tripping at acid in the nightclub we went to afterwards. Photos have emerged of me sitting on somebody's shoulders and one of the lads on the back of a girl who is 4'10", somebody puked up all over our toilet, and my sister chased the guy who had started the cake fight with a sweeping brush....messed up night..


I seriously have got to ban parties from my house....


On another party related note, I really wish I could remember the majority of my recent nights out. It's getting confusing....